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By hayes1966
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HOW TO WAVE A TOWEL

Some years ago, Luigi married an attractive woman, Maria, half his
age, in a small coastal Italian community.

After several months, Maria complained that she had never climaxed
during sex and according to her Grandmother all Italian women are
entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since
there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village.

The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot
summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having
difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and
make her relax.

So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young Irish man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex.

This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax,
then climax.

So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big
towel over them as the vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maria still had not climaxed so they went back to
the Vet.

The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Luigi waved the big towel.

They tried it that night and Maria went into wild, screaming,
ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a
half hours.

When It was over, Luigi looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boastful voice said:

'And thatsa, me son, is how ya waves a fukkin' towel!'
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