Connecticut Preparedness

[hayes1966]

There was a talking parrot at the front a window of a pet store and one day
a lady was passing by and the parrot yelled out
" HEY LADY ! " " HEY LADY ! "
The lady calmly walked over to the window and said " Yes?"
and the parrot said " DAMN YOUR UGLY !!! " The lady walked off feeling insulted and on the way home from work the lady passed by the pet store again... And once again the lparrot began to yell
" HEY LADY !" "HEY LADY !" She asked in a very upset voice "WHAT !!!!!! ?" and the parrot yelled once more " DAMN YOUR UGLY !!! "
Well having had enough of the insults she walked into the pet store and began to complain to the store owner... The owner was furious and grabbed the parrot by the neck and began to slap him up and pluck on its feathers and told the parrot if he ever said anything like that again to anyone walking by he would make sure to get rid of him.,now looking a lot like a plucked chicken sitting in front of the window
the next morning the lady feeling reassuered by the owner that it would never happen again she walked by with confidance knowing the parrot would not even dare to insult her again. when suddenly she heard from the parrot
" HEY LADY !!!" " HEY LADY!!!!" she turned towards the parrot and screamed WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the parrot spoke in a cynical voice and simply said " YOU KNOW!" " YOU KNOW !!"